Week 1 - State of the League Address

Western Conference Player of the Week

Pau “turkeyneckbeardface” Gasol

Eastern Conference Player of the Week

Rajon Rondo (24 assists?)

The ‘10-‘11 NBA season is one week old and we have plenty to talk about. 

Here are some of my observations and predictions. 

Eat my bullet-points (pause):

• The Celtics are angry and ready for their Finals rematch vs The Lakers
•  KG is so spit-froth angry he called Charlie Villanueva a cancer patient (hilariously redacted)
• The Lakers will win the '10-'11 Finals rematch unless Shaq becomes Kazaam
• Landry Fields is actually a decent NBA player
• Blake Griffin is Rookie of the Year
• John Wall - future All Star (24 pts, 13 dimes, & 9 steals?)
• Yao Ming’s 24 minute rule is stupid and self-defeating
• The Heat will win 65 games
• T-Mac has knees made of charcoal dust - finito

Eastern Conference Playoff Predictions

1. Miami Heat

2. Orlando Magic

3. Boston Celtics

4. Atlanta Hawks

5. Chicago Bulls

6. Milwaukee Bucks

7. Washington Wizards

8. New York Knicks

Dark Horse: Cleveland Cavaliers

Western Conference Playoff Predictions

1. L.A. Lakers

2. Oklahoma City Thunder

3. Portland Trailblazers

4. Dallas Mavericks

5. San Antonio Spurs

6. Houston Rockets

7. Utah Jazz

8. New Orleans Hornets

Dark Horse: Phoenix Suns

Kazaam can see the future!!!!!!!!!!