The Answer: Starting PG for Beşiktaş Cola Turka!?

I am not mad at all - Allen "The Answer" Iverson has arrived in Istanbul to resume his professional basketball career. Larry Brown expressed regret that no NBA team would hire Iverson and players around the league were baffled that he couldn't get a contract. I for one am pleased that he has taken his talents overseas - it should be a good experience for him and I guarantee the highlights are going to be awesome. As much as I want to see him back in the L - let's see what he does in Turkey. Iverson has promised the Beşiktaş Cola Turka fans "something they haven't seen before." No sh*t Sherlock - we all know it could get ugly but no matter what it's going to be spectacular.

Here's awesome video of Turkish fans welcoming Iverson at the airport:



Bonus: Jewelz time!
Allen Iverson as Jewelz with his debut single 40 Bars circa 2000 A.D.

40 Bars - Jewelz (Allen Iverson) by White Kong

Week 1 - State of the League Address

Western Conference Player of the Week

Pau “turkeyneckbeardface” Gasol

Eastern Conference Player of the Week

Rajon Rondo (24 assists?)

The ‘10-‘11 NBA season is one week old and we have plenty to talk about. 

Here are some of my observations and predictions. 

Eat my bullet-points (pause):

• The Celtics are angry and ready for their Finals rematch vs The Lakers
•  KG is so spit-froth angry he called Charlie Villanueva a cancer patient (hilariously redacted)
• The Lakers will win the '10-'11 Finals rematch unless Shaq becomes Kazaam
• Landry Fields is actually a decent NBA player
• Blake Griffin is Rookie of the Year
• John Wall - future All Star (24 pts, 13 dimes, & 9 steals?)
• Yao Ming’s 24 minute rule is stupid and self-defeating
• The Heat will win 65 games
• T-Mac has knees made of charcoal dust - finito

Eastern Conference Playoff Predictions

1. Miami Heat

2. Orlando Magic

3. Boston Celtics

4. Atlanta Hawks

5. Chicago Bulls

6. Milwaukee Bucks

7. Washington Wizards

8. New York Knicks

Dark Horse: Cleveland Cavaliers

Western Conference Playoff Predictions

1. L.A. Lakers

2. Oklahoma City Thunder

3. Portland Trailblazers

4. Dallas Mavericks

5. San Antonio Spurs

6. Houston Rockets

7. Utah Jazz

8. New Orleans Hornets

Dark Horse: Phoenix Suns

Kazaam can see the future!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Halloween NBA!

Happy Halloween - here are some of your favorite superstars' costumes (they did not disappoint):

 Dywayne Wade - Justin Timberlake (awesome whiteface bro!)

Y'all know Shaqueeta right?

Rondo as Tiger Woods in a sling, J.O. as Mr T, Big Baby in PJ's, 

Delonte West in a Vendetta Mask, The Truth as The Frog and 

KG as DJ Lance from Yo Gabba Gabba (don't ask - Idunno)

(Rondo killed it)

&

Eddy Curry: Au Naturel