Friday, December 17, 2010

In Case You Missed It - "that big Semen kid"



In the first edition of In Case You Missed It.....
Charles Barkley calls Semih Erden "...that big Semen kid..." at :18
Hilarity ensues - EJ can't hold it together, Charles also calls Rondo "LeBrondo"
Someone get CB34 another drink




Sad Day - Yao Ming breaks foot again

"I haven't died, right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. 
What were you expecting, a funeral?" Yao Ming - Dec 14, 2010 

Friday, December 10, 2010

NBA Action - it's Fantastic!

Irreconcilable Differences


You can't make this stuff up: Tony Parker aka the French rapper TP was boinking Erin Barry, wife of 1996 NBA Slam Dunk Champion Brent Barry...so Brent and Eva filed for divorce from their partners citing irreconcilable differences. Ms Longoria has asked that TP keep away from her money 'cause she's richer than him. Plus his rap name is short for toilet paper - how about MC Shit-Tickets Tony?

Bonus pic of TP (outright fail) :

Month 1 - State of the League Address

The ‘10-‘11 NBA season is just over 1 month old - here are my ruminations

Eat my bullet-points part deux (pause):

  • Landry Fields is vying for Rookie of the Year (best rookie in November) - Who woulda thunk it?
  • The Kanix are decent - I'm holding my breath waiting for the spoiler(s) - Let's Go Knicks!
  • Sith Lord Stern bought the New Orleans Hornets - if I was Dell Demps I would make all types of luxury tax trades and make the NBA pick up the tab...seriously how does this work?
  • Antoine Walker joins the Idaho Stampede - drops 13 points and 1 technical foul in first game back (welcome back to nowhere bro)
  • Blake Griffin is still Rookie of the Year (see Mozgov facerape below)
  • The Heat are small - but still better than every other East team not named Celtics
  • There's the Lakers and there's the rest of the West - fast forward to Finals
  • The Pacers are going to make the playoffs?! (prolly not tho)
  • The lockout is looming large - I want to be a scab player - where do I sign up?

NBA Players of the Month: November

Western Conference Player of the Month - November
 Deron Williams - I could make fun of his hair but it wouldn't be as funny as this: Deron's Hairlines

Eastern Conference Player of Month - November

Dwight Howard - Somehow Superman is still underrated and still quite strange: "Dwight Howard wants to imbue the NBA logo with the Christian cross in an attempt to spread Christianity."
Here's the mother of his illegitimate child booty dancing: Baby Mama Madness

Blake Griffin makes violent love to Timofey Mozgov's facial

R.O.Y!


Friday, December 3, 2010

The Sith Lord grants an interview

My goodness Mr Stern has his moments - Thanks to Colbert for prodding and cajoling the emperor...
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