The Lockout - a photographic essay

Please pardon my lack of human words as I post these images of the Sith Lord. The idea of no 2011-2012 NBA season is frightening and bizarre.

Here Sith Stern sits and bullsh*ts with Adam Darth Silver - potential Weasel Heir

That wavy white bro with mustachioed Stern is Larry O'Brien - sound familiar?

How can you root against Billy Hunter, the NBAPA Head Honcho - here he is about to pop some bottles of Veuve Clicqout with good old Al Harrington. You go Billy - get it in bro!

Derrick Rose in High School

Hello - gimme some (more) time to rev up the engine - in the meanwhile - enjoy this:

"Maybe You Should Rise" (Original Video Mash-Up)

Like whoa

Where Amazing Happens redux

In Case You Missed It - "that big Semen kid"

In the first edition of In Case You Missed It.....

Charles Barkley calls Semih Erden "...that big Semen kid..." at :18
Hilarity ensues - EJ can't hold it together, Charles also calls Rondo "LeBrondo"
Someone get CB34 another drink

Sad Day - Yao Ming breaks foot again

"I haven't died, right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. 

What were you expecting, a funeral?" Yao Ming - Dec 14, 2010 

NBA Action - it's Fantastic!

Irreconcilable Differences

You can't make this stuff up: Tony Parker aka the French rapper TP was boinking Erin Barry, wife of 1996 NBA Slam Dunk Champion Brent Barry...so Brent and Eva filed for divorce from their partners citing irreconcilable differences. Ms Longoria has asked that TP keep away from her money 'cause she's richer than him. Plus his rap name is short for toilet paper - how about MC Shit-Tickets Tony?

Bonus pic of TP (outright fail) :